Oh. My. Lawd.

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 12/18/2014 at 20:04 • Filed to: wtf

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There are simply no words that can describe what's happened to this Lexus. It's like someone turned a car inside out. I wonder if it's just bare metal inside...

Funktheduck > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/18/2014 at 20:54

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It's the Ford test mule for their new Le Mans car.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Funktheduck 12/18/2014 at 20:57

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No, that rear end clearly smacks of Porsche.

jvirgs drives a Subaru > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/18/2014 at 21:12

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This person needs Jesus.......... And this is #1 on the list of reasons why we can't have nice things......

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/18/2014 at 21:16

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Pretty sure it's a Lambo, dude.

GhostZ > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/18/2014 at 21:37

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I AM NOT AN ANIMAL

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 12/18/2014 at 21:48

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Nu-uh. That downward sloping rear, that huge wing...

Clearly a Porsche.

tromoly > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/18/2014 at 21:48

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Wing is mounted backwards, that part bugs me more than anything.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > tromoly 12/18/2014 at 21:52

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What bugs me is that it's not an actual car wing, it's the kind you see on the roof of a big rig.

Funktheduck > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/18/2014 at 22:22

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That's why it's such a great test mule.

Axial > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/18/2014 at 23:15

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What...

What the actual fuck am I looking at? Akira in car form?

tromoly > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/18/2014 at 23:15

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It's still an airfoil, albeit the most terrible implementation of one.

pip bip - choose Corrour > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/19/2014 at 07:35

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WTSF!

Manual Transition > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/19/2014 at 15:58

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It looks like it is suffering from the automotive equivalent of hemorrhoids. Introducing, the all new, Lexus Prolapse.

PyramidHat > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/20/2014 at 16:45

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The wing keeps the tail down when it reaches speeds over 17 MPH...